For a short time when I was a kid, I used to eat chicken bones. Look, I took my membership in the Happy Plate Club seriously. I finished what was on my plate, including the bones. For a while, my mother could not figure out what was going on with my food and why there were never any bones on the plates. She thought I was giving them to the dog and told me to stop because it wasn’t good for him. I nodded sagely and said “Oh, don’t worry. Sam’s safe. I’m eating them.”
Read MoreHave I ever told you guys how much I look forward to getting older? I love the idea of adding a year to my age. Since January this year, I’ve been telling people I’m 32. I’m not 32. I won’t be 32 for a few more months. I just always age myself up.
Sometimes I randomly blurt out that I’m in my late 30s for no other reason than that I like the sound of 37. Then I have to backtrack and explain that I am obviously crazy because I am lying about how old I am. I’ve always been an old soul and I can’t wait until the outside matches the inside. Also, I really, really want silver or white hair because it looks cool.
Read MoreHi guys. I just wanted to added a quick note apologizing about canceling April’s Group Therapy Chat at the last minute. I had a small emergency I had to handle and it happened to occur during the Group Therapy Chat time.
Anyway, we’re just going to roll this month’s topics over to May’s chat, which will happen on May 16th at 2pm EST. I hope you all can make it.
Read MoreLast weekend, while you guys were out doing whatever it is you do when the weekend rolls around, my freelance career was adding another year under its belt. My freelancaversary is April 1st of every year and this year it fell on a weekend. I didn’t do anything special for it, unless you count the fact that I didn’t work. I’m excited that I made it another year, especially since this year was such a game changer for me.
Read MoreI just wanted to remind you all that this month’s Diary of a Mad Freelancer Group Therapy session will be on April 25th at 2pm EST. As always, the hashtag is #DMF. This month’s discussion questions will be as follows:
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